乌图尼（Utooni）

南方战士

Utooni 乌图尼



These Jawa brothers have learned to live life following a few very important principles: A) the more entertaining you are, the more people want to be around you, increasing your access to their stuff; B) people love a winner – the more you win, the more famous you become; and C) If you're famous, sometimes people will just give you stuff. So, they always fight to win and do whatever it takes to increase the visibility of their brand: they are always ready to showcase their best moves and arsenal of oversized weaponry hidden under that long cloak, which would come in handy if they could stop arguing about what weapon to use first.
这对贾瓦人兄弟学会了按照以下重要原则生活：A）你越有娱乐性，人们就越想围绕在身边，提高你摸到他们东西的机会；B）人们喜欢胜利者——你获胜次数越多，就变得越出名；C）如果你很出名，人们有时会主动给你东西。所以，这对贾瓦人兄弟永远为了胜利而战斗，不择手段提高他俩的品牌知名度：他俩时刻准备展示最炫的动作和藏在长袍里的硕大武器。这些武器都很有用——如果他俩能停止争吵先用哪件武器的话。